What do you want Simon to say?

Does your co-worker smell like B.O.?

Is your neighbour a complete asshole?

Is your friend trying to shill another Annoying MLM on you?

AVOID THE AWKWARD CONVERSATION and LET ME TELL THEM INSTEAD

Keep it funny. Keep it harmless. Keep it anonymous.
This is anonymous. This is cheeky.

Be a little bit unhinged, but not illegal or malicious.

Payment details stay with the payment platform and are never linked to messages. We don’t share, sell, or reveal your information — unless the law requires us to (don’t make it weird).

We’re here to roast people, not ruin them.