Read before sending, Simon has rules (DISCLAIMER)
Simon is run by a real human reviewing messages in good faith.
He only sees the message content submitted and doesn’t have the full backstory.
Messages are sent anonymously, and responsibility for what’s said stays with the sender.
Keep it funny. Keep it harmless. Keep it anonymous.
This is anonymous. This is cheeky. We’re humans, not villains. Be a little bit unhinged, but not illegal or malicious.
Anything clearly illegal or genuinely harmful won’t be sent.
Messages submitted with the intent to cause harm won’t be refunded.
Payment details are not attached to messages.
Simon only sees what you ask him to say.